It's a little early for Valentine's Day
wishes, but it might not be on the calendar
next year. Cut down to "Missionary" for your sex videos;
because you don't want them to wind up on Musk-Rat's
servers.
Trump's Cabinet can't come up
with a name yet for the "Secretary of Disgusting Sex
Practices"; leave kink to the experts, they say. They
consider "three-somes" and over, to be platonic
relationships. All minors bringing sexual assault charges
against GOPs will be booked for entrapment, and
looking older than the age of consent will be a felony.
Musk-Rat: "It will save money paying off harrassment suits."
Go on that honeymoon now - or never. Mexico might
not let you into CancĂșn.