Pack up the babies
And grab the old ladies and ev'ryone goes
I say, Love, Brother Love...
The White Hive...er...House, is busy stumbling on each other in the line outside the
Offal...er...Oval Office. Is Kid Rock back in town? They can't wait to discard
another benefit to Americans, and disable one more law that will apply to
everybody else except the sleezebags that are passing themselves off as the US
Government. They think that "the system of checks and balances" is what you
pay your mortgage with. I guess it all balances itself out when you're evicted for
not covering your checks. The administration won't help people (except the
Dead-Beat-in-Chief) pay off what they borrow to send their kids to college,
for prescriptions, medical bills, taxes, food, credit card debt on survival mode,
or the cost of rebuilding what natural disasters break. The GOP's
advice to consumers is "if you can't pay for something, do not buy it. (Above all,
don't get sick!)" This is called, "protecting the American people."
Deficit spending, a trademark of this government since "Day One"
of the Republic is burying the U.S. under a mountain of debt, i.e., the National
Debt. The amount Muskrat saved, pays for his government contracts, for rocket
ships that go nowhere, cars that run on flashlight batteries and satellites that
link terrorists to victim families so that they can watch their children's throats
being cut. The Tariffoner-in-Chief will add trillions to it in the effort
to bring government spending down. You heard that right!
Plan 2025's is successfully(???) putting people out of work. They raised the ceiling on the
National Debt. Evidently, they don't know that you have to keep people working
to pay it off.
But that's okay, because Americans are finally losing those extra pounds. You can't
pass around that extra hot dog at the dinner table when they're $20 bucks a package.
Wormhead's getting the US's life expectancy back up from being 50th on the
world scale. And kids just love pale, pasty white Froot Loops; and measles!
Americans are cutting down on sodium, too; the sea salt they put on their BBQ
ribs is probably microplastics, which work their way to the head where they
short-circuit the brain, and is probably the reason why dummies are voting for
morons.
War, guns, cars, anti-vaccination, drug ODs and mass deportation all have a
negative impact on the average life span of Americans. Fossil fuel emissions
alone are estimated to reduce life expectancy by ten (10) years, if they don't kill you outright.
The "global warming hoax" is making you sterile. The kids will have problems surviving
anyway. Their best defense is running away from home (or quitting school) so that the mongrel
dogs that wage war on children can't group them in classrooms and around the food trucks to
drop bombs on them.
The rich don't worry about these things because the're flush. They eat well.
One caveat though: Too much Chateaubriand makes them resistant to
the drugs and hormones that cure syphillis and gonorrhea. The men grow tits
and say things like,"Over 15,000 dead people voted for Joe Biden in Michigan."
The U.S. turned a dark corner by electing a convicted felon for its President who hired a
megalomaniac with AADHD to pinch pennies for Americans: pennies that by
some experts didn't need pinched.
They just love America, except for dark-skinned people and the 2-thirds who think they're
both high-end free-loaders. How did this country turn into the nanny of the biggest baby to
ever crib inside the White House?
The Holy(?) Lands are...well...the Holy Lands: bombs and rockets passing each other
over endless rubble over countless bodies, driving themselves and the rest of the world
MAD (Mutually Assured Dumbshit).
You can ask yourself, "What is going on in Russia/Ukraine?"
And plead, "Won't somebody
please stop the slaughter in Palestine?"
You can put this on my tombstone, and yours: "What the fuck happened to my country?"